Soooooo, i created this blog two seconds ago and i'm just sitting here like a potato on my bed with my perfect Jabba-the-hut-expression while i actually need to pee. Who cares what i'm writing since i don't have any readers yet, huehuehue!
Nonetheless i created this blog because i'm sick of all those "Look i'm wearing my Chanel bag collection in one day because i get invited to multiple fashion events you readers could only dream of". It's like the essence of blogging, writing your daily life in an online diary (at least that's what it was called in 2006?) has been replaced by brogging...
Yes absolutely, i just invented a word! Brogging: the art of bragging about your wonderful life on your blog so that none of the readers can connect to what you exactly feel and can only feel envy. Then those readers begin a blog too so that they can be famous like the older bloggers and go to events and blahdeblihblablabla, the circle never ends :)
Those perfect blogs become a goal for most people, not only for the money (ofcourse cashcashcash is a popular drive) but they also crave being like the blogger himself in every aspect. I guess that everyone has to take perfect pictures with perfect and precious objects, outfits of their perfect lives where nothing bad ever happens? Emmeright?
Since i never saw a blogger post about daily things like clipping his toenails i had the idea of doing it myself! Eureka! And clipping my toenails is actually the most exciting thing that is going to happen today for me (and studying, i always forget that one..).
All of you (or none of you) have a lovely day!
Hugs, kisses and chocolate brownies.
Hugs, kisses and chocolate brownies.
-Jay
